The Makeup Monster Manual: Vol. 1 - Makeup and Beauty Blog

Welcome, fearless reader! Within this ancient tome/blog post reside some of the nigh nefarious, unscrupulous, mischievous makeup monsters known to human being and womankind.

As the writer of this compendium, I release this cognition unto you! — for I fear the creatures I take long chronicled are closing in on me…

Brand haste! And use the research contained herewith to defend and protect yourself on your beauty adventures. 🙂

Primer Pest

Description: Primer Pests are an invasive species of toad quickly spreading around the globe. Believed to be a mutation created in an underground cosmetics lab, they are attracted to makeup primer. Tin can't resist it, actually.
Frequency: Uncommon but spreading
Speed: Fast
Armor Class: 7 (small and quick)
Special Attacks: Primer Pests inhabit bogs and marshes near urban areas and suburban strip malls â€" anywhere with makeup counters. Ane swat from their toady tongue turns makeup primer into a soppy sludge.
Special Defenses: None
Intelligence: Low
Alignment: Neutral
Size: Tiny (6″ tall)

Abominable Powder Punisher

Description: Beastly Pulverization Punishers are gargantuan, grossly confused and filthy beasts that perceive all powders as a threat. They believe that poofs of pulverisation are actually swarms of tiny biting insects, and they swat furiously at them when exposed.
Frequency: Rare (thank goodness!)
Speed: Medium (come across beneath)
Armor Grade: 10+ (heavy fur acts as a class of padded armor)
Special Attacks: Incredibly fast swatting. When an Abominable Powder Punisher detects the presence of powder, or sees a poof of pulverisation in the distance, information technology flies into an uncontrollable rage, swinging and swatting its huge clawed hands and roaring in a combination of fear and fury, "NoooOOOoOOoOO!!!"
Special Defenses: Berserker rage
Intelligence: Depression
Alignment: Neutral
Size: Huge (15′ tall)

Stench Dragon

Clarification: Stench Dragons are a subcategory of dragons that spend much of their time stalking perfumeries and fragrance counters. Powerfully stinky, they tend to be aristocratic, lonely and self-centered. Their motto is, "It's all about me."
Frequency: Rare
Speed: Fast
Armor Course: 8
Special Attacks: Like a fine cheese, Stench Dragons become more powerfully pungent as they age. They are attracted to strong fragrances, which they effort to overpower with their awful dragon breath.
Special Defenses: Fragrance resistance; aura of repulsive stench
Intelligence: Very
Alignment: Chaotic neutral (naughty)
Size: Medium (6′ long)

Liner Lamia

Description: Long, long ago, a powerful evil sorceress/former makeup artist created Liner Lamia to guard her makeup counter while she was away, but a small number of the mischievous creatures escaped! Tentacled gremlins with eye liners for arms, they actually only like to mess upwardly makeup.
Frequency: Rare
Speed: Fast
Armor Course: 7
Special Attacks: Liner Lamia adopt surprise attacks over frontal assaults, typically striking while their victims are distractedly applying their makeup â€" for instance, while driving.

They are deathly afraid of mirrors.
Special Defenses: Aught
Intelligence: Medium
Alignment: Chaotic neutral
Size: Small (3′ tall)

Bronzer Bugbear

Description: Bronzer Bugbears are huge, slathering ogres with a taste for bronzer. They consume information technology for the talc and silica, which they need to survive, and too like to roll effectually in information technology like elephants practise with mud.
Bronzer Bugbears are able to sense the presence of bronzer within a x-mile radius, merely the exact mechanism by which this sense works remains a mystery (information technology's not a sense of scent, since Bronzer Bugbears lack noses). Once within range of bronzer or a person wearing it, they set on! â€" using a special pulverization puff that all Bronzer Bugbears instinctively know how to construct. After collecting the bronzer, they retreat to their lairs to eat it in peace.
Frequency: Rare
Speed: Ho-hum
Armor Form: 9
Special Defenses: Goose egg
Intelligence: Low
Alignment: Neutral
Size: Huge (12′ tall)

Lash Lifter

Clarification: Master rogues/pickpockets, these evil little goblins have the quickest hands and uncanny dexterity! They're able to remove simulated eyelashes and then chop-chop that they can be in and out betwixt blinks. You don't even detect your lashes are gone until they've already left the area, and if they tin't remove a lash because of its agglutinative, they'll just bite it off with their scary abrupt teeth!
Frequency: Rare
Speed: Fast
Armor Grade: 3
Special Defenses: Cipher
Intelligence: Medium
Alignment: Evil
Size: Small (1′ tall)

Concealer Creaser

Clarification: Quick claw sneak set on! Concealer Creasers will hide in chimneys, garages and the back seats of cars, waiting for unsuspecting concealer wearers to arroyo. Then, in a mistiness of frantic scratching, clawing, and raking, they'll strike, causing creases and fading in all types of concealers. Nix, not even Fourth dimension Balm or Stila Perfecting Concealer, stands a chance.
Frequency: Rare
Speed: Fast
Armor Grade: 6
Special Defenses: Flying
Intelligence: Low
Alignment: Evil
Size: Pocket-size (1′ alpine)

Castor Breaker

Description: Simply put, they interruption brushes. They're not the strongest creatures, but they have perfect technique when it comes to breaking brushes. They can break even the thickest brushes in half, but they adopt to cause ferrules to come loose and fibers to fall out (because they're insidious like that).
Frequency: Rare
Speed: Normal
Armor Class: 7
Special Defenses: They wear concatenation mail armor made from broken metallic brush ferrules.
Intelligence: High (They have to be pretty smart to effigy out how to break all the unlike kinds of brushes.)
Alignment: Evil
Size: One thousand (6′ alpine)

Highlighter Hater

Description: These guys feed off of low-cal and effulgence, sucking it out of their surround and making the world (and the cheeks) effectually them deadening and lifeless.
Frequency: Rare
Speed: Deceptively fast
Armor Grade: 10+
Special Defenses: Well, they're fabricated of pure free energy, so they're immune to well-nigh physical attacks.
Intelligence: Low (animal)
Alignment: Neutral
Size: Massive (30′ tall)

Lacquer Leviathan

Clarification: Can cause seemingly sealed bottles of boom polish to thicken overnight into a useless goopy mess. Their jiff is also able to induce chips in brand new manis and pedis.
Frequency: Common
Speed: Normal
Armor Form: ten+
Special Defenses: The Lacquer Leviathan'south tough hide is covered in thousands of layers of built-up lacquer and top coat, making the fauna nigh invulnerable.
Intelligence: Not so much, merely they exercise know the names of every nail smooth ever created.
Alignment: Neutral
Size: Huge (9′ tall)

Gloss Grabber

Clarification: Lightning lipgloss dash. Gloss grabbers are the gremlins of the gloss world, mischievous trivial creatures that absolutely love to steal and hoard lipgloss. Some of their favorite hiding places include the back seats of cars, inside couch cushions and under sleeping room dressers.
Frequency: Mutual
Speed: Lightning quick
Armor Form: five
Special Defenses: Their incredible quickness allows them to stay hidden much of the fourth dimension.
Intelligence: Very, but it doesn't matter because all they care most is gloss.
Alignment: Neutral
Size: Tiny (barely 6″ tall)

Foundation Firbolg

Description: Foundation Firbolgs are a sub-species of Hill Giants obsessed with wiping all foundation off the faces of the globe.
Wielding giant foundation brushes they fashion from tree trunks and Griffin fur and using their great sense of smell, they patrol remote mount passes and strip mall parking lots, hunting for foundation wearers. When they find them, Foundation Firbolgs use their giant brushes to wipe abroad all traces of foundation before releasing their victims, in most cases unharmed.
Frequency: Rare
Speed: Slow
Armor Class: x
Special Defenses: Nil
Intelligence: Medium
Alignment: Evil
Size: Huge (13′ tall)

Mascara Mangler

Description: Mascara Manglers have a small class of makeup mind control. They're able to make their victims touch on, smudge and smear their own mascara (it's soo abrasive!).
Frequency: Common
Speed: Fast
Armor Class: 4
Special Defenses: They're waterproof
Intelligence: Very
Alignment: Evil
Size: M (6′ tall)

Eyeshadow Smusher

Description: Short and stout little creatures that revel in smushing eyeshadow. They like to smush pans into into small piles of loose powder and and so estrus around in it like elephants in a dingy pond.
Frequency: Uncommon (hangs out anywhere eyeshadow tin can be found; loves makeup counters)
Speed: Slow
Armor Class: half dozen
Special Defenses: Nil
Intelligence: Low, except when it comes to eyeshadow, about which he knows everything there is to know
Alignment: Neutral
Size: K (3′ tall, but they weight nearly 400 lbs.)

Blush Basher

Description: Blush Bashers are commonly docile, good-natured beasts, merely when they discover the presence of blush, something snaps, and they become completely bat-sh*t crazy. 🙂
Frequency: Very Rare (give thanks goodness!)
Speed: Slow
Armor Grade: eight
Special Attacks: 5% disquisitional hit against pans of blush
Special Defenses: Cypher
Intelligence: Low
Alignment: Neutral (he simply tin can't assist himself when it comes to blush)
Size: 50 (14′ alpine)

Lipstick Monster

Description: One of the oldest known makeup monsters, Lipstick Monsters were created eons ago by Paudera Foondacione, a powerful sorceress and one of the 12 original makeup artists. They are made from the aforementioned waxy substances that lipsticks are made from, and therefore must swallow lipstick to survive.
Frequency: Rare
Speed: Slow
Armor Course: 5
Special Defenses: Immune to bludgeoning weapons
Intelligence: Low
Alignment: Hungry
Size: One thousand (4′ alpine)

Take hold of the Weekly Roundups on Sun mornings to detect out nearly new Makeup Monster sightings in your area. Be safe out there, people! 🙂

Your friendly neighborhood beauty aficionado,

Karen

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